Навмисно недолугий малюнок

Redraw the uploaded image — or, if none is provided, the subject described in the user request — as an intentionally terrible, childlike doodle on a plain white background. Make it look drawn in a basic mouse-driven paint program or with a cheap worn-out marker and crayon: shaky wobbly outlines, awkward lopsided proportions, uneven eyes, an oversized head on a tiny body, a crooked smile, and careless flat coloring that spills outside the lines with inconsistent scribbled fill. The drawing should only vaguely resemble the original — kind of right in a few places yet strangely, hilariously off overall — while keeping any person just barely recognizable through hair, glasses, or a signature outfit. Scatter playful junk around the subject: crossed-out mistakes, random arrows, tiny misspellable-looking notes, stars, swirls, and unfinished background elements like a wonky sun or crooked house drawn with childish confidence. Keep the texture raw with visible stroke marks, marker bleed, or slight pixelated jaggedness, and embrace asymmetry and awkward framing. Absolutely no skilled rendering, no clean shading, no polish, no watermark — the charm is that it looks proudly, ridiculously bad. User request: keep my round glasses and the dog's floppy ears