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Illustrate the character described in the user request as a quirky alternative-comix portrait in a bold flat two-dimensional style. Exaggerate the anatomy: an oversized rounded cranium above a compressed tapered face, a stretched delicate neck, ears a touch too large, and enormous milk-white oval eyes punctuated by wandering pinprick pupils under extremely thick black eyebrows, a small triangular nose, and a wide asymmetrical grin of individually drawn irregular rectangular teeth with dark gaps, one chipped and one missing. Reduce the outfit to wide flat silhouettes, blocky construction lines, scarcely indicated drape, and a handful of loosely inked adornments. Ink the drawing decisively: weighty perimeter strokes, lighter marks inside the face, needle-like zigzags through the hair, and a few clipped abrasion marks, filled with flat opaque color fields, one angular cel-shadow on each form, occasional graphite scratches, visibly restless contours, deliberately offset fills, and restrained wear from an imagined old press. Use a controlled, moderately saturated palette with clearly separated colors. Compose waist-up and off-center with a slight camera tilt against large flat background shapes with loose environmental details; add oversized rough hand-painted background lettering only if the user supplies a word, otherwise keep the background purely graphic. No watermark. User request: a grumpy plumber in overalls, mustard and teal palette