Историческая соцлента

Create a playful, high-detail phone screenshot that reimagines the historical era or figure named in the user request as a modern social media feed. Simulate a complete mobile interface — a status bar with time, signal and battery restyled with an era-appropriate carrier name and date, plus a profile header or scrolling feed of posts — while every piece of content stays true to the chosen period. Give the central figure a portrait avatar painted in the era's authentic art style, a witty in-character handle, and a post written in their voice about a plausible event from their life, attached to an image rendered in the period's painting tradition. Populate the likes list and comment thread with genuine contemporaries reacting in character with dry humor. Replace stock interface icons with period motifs and ornament, and blend a modern dark-mode layout with an elegant palette drawn from the era's art. Keep typography crisp and legible and make the anachronism deliberate and charming — a masterful collision of history and internet culture that still reads as a real screenshot. Do not use any real social platform's name, logo or exact trade dress, and add no watermark. User request: a Song dynasty poet posting about his new braised pork recipe after being demoted